tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058394951460694302011-09-10T09:47:14.873-05:00A random assortment of items. Kind of like a verbal grab bag. Full of nonsense I may throw in it during work, school, or play.Plethorahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14570310639791548142noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505839495146069430.post-70363219237248852512010-12-14T00:22:00.009-06:002010-12-14T22:48:36.175-06:00<div><br /></div><div><div>The two things that piss me off about Christmas are Christmas lights and snow. Separated the two don't bother me, they're actually quite enjoyable.</div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NUnrg97pC9o/TQcNkUg0xyI/AAAAAAAAACU/ykHjbz4ia3c/s1600/snow%2Band%2Blights%2Bseparate.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 189px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NUnrg97pC9o/TQcNkUg0xyI/AAAAAAAAACU/ykHjbz4ia3c/s400/snow%2Band%2Blights%2Bseparate.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5550419983390263074" /></a><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NUnrg97pC9o/TQcNkUg0xyI/AAAAAAAAACU/ykHjbz4ia3c/s1600/snow%2Band%2Blights%2Bseparate.png"></a><div>Together, however, they create a horrible situation. A situation that inhibits one of my joys that comes with being a man.</div><div><br /></div><div>You see the color white reflects light. Snow is white and when combined with Christmas lights, it might as well be daytime.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NUnrg97pC9o/TQcOEbtIUWI/AAAAAAAAACk/szLojSxXiBA/s400/urinating%2Bin%2Bfake%2Bsunlight.png" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 302px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5550420535076737378" /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>Plus the new artificial sun is a dick.</i></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><div>This is a problem, because I like to urinate outside. Due to the abundance of snow and Christmas lights in my neighborhood, it is very difficult to do this discreetly.</div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NUnrg97pC9o/TQcOSzsxbHI/AAAAAAAAACs/zUDjhqGDg3k/s400/urinating%2Binside.png" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 335px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5550420782035856498" /></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/505839495146069430-7036321923724885251?l=boredomsgreatest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Plethorahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14570310639791548142noreply@blogger.com0