What I hate about Christmas.

The two things that piss me off about Christmas are Christmas lights and snow. Separated the two don't bother me, they're actually quite enjoyable.

Together, however, they create a horrible situation. A situation that inhibits one of my joys that comes with being a man.

You see the color white reflects light. Snow is white and when combined with Christmas lights, it might as well be daytime.

Plus the new artificial sun is a dick.

This is a problem, because I like to urinate outside. Due to the abundance of snow and Christmas lights in my neighborhood, it is very difficult to do this discreetly.