The two things that piss me off about Christmas are Christmas lights and snow. Separated the two don't bother me, they're actually quite enjoyable.
Together, however, they create a horrible situation. A situation that inhibits one of my joys that comes with being a man.
You see the color white reflects light. Snow is white and when combined with Christmas lights, it might as well be daytime.
Plus the new artificial sun is a dick.
This is a problem, because I like to urinate outside. Due to the abundance of snow and Christmas lights in my neighborhood, it is very difficult to do this discreetly.
